AARRRGHHHH!!!
David BlaskaAnyone seen Ray Epps lately? Is this what America has been yearning for? An America beset by high prices, illegal aliens, cultural vandals, dumbed down schools, soft-on-crime prosecutors, and uncontrolled…
So far, so good
‘Like never before’ — Donald J. Trump Donald Trump has been President for two hours and fifty minutes as we post this missive and the Head Groundskeeper has not been…
Well, pardon us all to hell!
Do unto Blaska as you have done for Dr. Fauci! On behalf of the indentured servants at the Stately Manor (many of them legal), we want to thank President Biden…
If Trump was bad; Kamala was worse
As disreputable as Trump was, voters feared Woke Kamala more We rarely agree with the emeritus editor of The Capital Times. When Dave Zweifel does stumble upon the truth he…
Blaska writes the Inaugural address
Ask not what he can write for you! Thought we’d have a go at writing Donald Trump’s inaugural address, in case he left his on the bus up from Mar-a-Lago. We…
Greenland is way up there!
Who knew it was something America needed? The Flat Earth Society, we have learned, has members around the globe. Thanks to Donald Trump, members of the Society here at The…
Madison alders take a pass
on supporting police and ethics! Shamefully, the Madison Common Council failed to uphold the Ethics Commission’s verdict of undue influence on the part of inveterate police critic Shadayra Kilfoy-Flores Tuesday…
Hooray for citizens’ democracy
To a point! Let’s not get carried away! We are not insensitive to the frustration of Wisconsin Democrats. (It makes us giddy.) Thanks to state Supreme Court Justice Janet (spell…
‘We’ve seen fire and we’ve seen drought’
Too much rain and climate change!🎵 Gavin Newsom has reached a deal with California Democrats to “Trump-proof the state.” Cost: $50 million, Politico is reporting. “How about a little fire-proofing?”…
Good luck, Los Angeles
Adapt TO climate change! The Head Groundskeeper is experiencing an unfamiliar sensation — call it “empathy” — for the victims of the multitude of fires in greater Los Angeles. People…