Give it to us straight!
David BlaskaDemocracy dies in a monoculture! We are not the first to notice that conservatism is Kool and the Gang, again. Give it to The Donald, he’s giving this climate-changing snow…
Head ’em up! Move ’em out! Rawhide!
Keep movin’, movin’, movin’Though they’re disapprovin‘ … Serious questions for the peanut gallery: If you knew illegal immigrants were living next door, would you call I.C.E.? If you suspected the…
There’s fire in his belly
Does he have to do everything himself! Trump reminds us of General Patton directing his armored tanks in that traffic jam. Good to see Gov. Gavin Newsom waiting (and waiting)…
Whatever will be, will be
So spaketh Doris Day! We’ve scared off enough Platinum subscribers the last few days with our outrage over … well, You Know the Thing. The faceless bureaucrats at The Werkes…
Is anyone cheering Trump’s pardons?
He put them in prison; now he’s releasing them! Leave it to Donald Trump to poop in the punch bowl even as the smart set danced the inaugural night away.…
AARRRGHHHH!!!
Anyone seen Ray Epps lately? Is this what America has been yearning for? An America beset by high prices, illegal aliens, cultural vandals, dumbed down schools, soft-on-crime prosecutors, and uncontrolled…
So far, so good
‘Like never before’ — Donald J. Trump Donald Trump has been President for two hours and fifty minutes as we post this missive and the Head Groundskeeper has not been…
Well, pardon us all to hell!
Do unto Blaska as you have done for Dr. Fauci! On behalf of the indentured servants at the Stately Manor (many of them legal), we want to thank President Biden…
If Trump was bad; Kamala was worse
As disreputable as Trump was, voters feared Woke Kamala more We rarely agree with the emeritus editor of The Capital Times. When Dave Zweifel does stumble upon the truth he…
Blaska writes the Inaugural address
Ask not what he can write for you! Thought we’d have a go at writing Donald Trump’s inaugural address, in case he left his on the bus up from Mar-a-Lago. We…