Capital Times publisher won’t date Trump voters
David BlaskaCan’t accept defeat of ‘woman of color’! Like a fly on a cow pie, the publisher of The Capital Times admits that he spent the run-up to Election Day 2024…
Banging the tin cup slowly
as the seasons greet us! The widescreen HDTV (not the b&w Philco) quit in the middle of the Lovely Lisa’s Hallmark channel melodrama, another episode where cutesy kids and impossibly…
Have a heart for Luke Fickell
Ever have to face the music in public? Probably ought not to expend our thimbleful of empathy for a football coach. We switch channels when encountering those appeals to rescue…
‘I can’t be fired because I am black’
Now THAT is privilege! The money quote from the now-former principal at Sun Prairie East high school: “I cannot be fired because I am black.” Wrong, again, Renee Coleman. (O.K.,…
Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
Did the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick…
WI School scores are a big-time scam
Or is Hulk Hogan the real deal? Looks like the next U.S. Education secretary will be the woman who co-founded World Wrestling Entertainment, Linda McMahon. You are welcome to believe…
Blaska coordinates your offense
No offense! We survived no football last weekend, the fault of two simultaneous bye weeks between the Badgers and the Packers. Coincidence? We think not! (WI Attorney General Josh Kaul…
We’re so tired of identity politics
that even David Brooks of the NY Times gets it! Platinum+ subscriber bonus material! Fair usage of a much longer opinion piece by David Brooks, normally a squish liberal, who…
Ready for a long, cold winter
Battening hatches! We will no longer be surprised if the 45th and 47th President announces as his next appointments the Menendez Bros for Supreme Court. They would job share. “How…
Paul Fanlund, bubble boy
Poor fellow is in terminal stage progressivism! If you want to know who elected Donald Trump, look no further than the publisher of The Capital Times here in the progressive,…