We’re stuck with him now, aren’t we
David BlaskaHe really IS weird! In Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), Woody Allen ferreted out the cause of the buzz kill that was defusing…
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?
Who was that man? I think he‘s doing the Kamala Walz! We have the sinking feeling that Democrats have stolen our homework and are eating our school lunches. Our best…
Madison’s mayor is not serious
about balancing the budget Madison’s mayor is listing proposed cuts if the anticipated referendum to increase spending limits in perpetuity by $22 million is defeated on November 5. But those…
It’s a bear market
Not only on Wall Street! My man Bobby Junior left a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park 10 years ago. Just owning up to it now. Placed an…
He must be tired of winning
He won’t find 11,779 more votes that way! Please explain to us like we were 5 years old how the Republican nominee for President goes into battleground state Georgia with…
‘My opponent hates dairy farmers’
no time for nuance in a 30-second attack ad! Blaska’s political advice sells about as well as zucchini squash at the farmers market these hot and humid dog days of…
You can’t fix stupid!
Can you punch it in the mouth? Trending on the Werkes’ social media feed is a photograph of Kamala Harris’ family that proves — PROVES — that the Democrats’ anointed…
Who are the greatest Presidents?
Is Trump really the worst? America loves lists, as David Letterman demonstrated. Also, stupid pet tricks. The first list in history was written in stone and handed down on a…
If Democrats can swap out their candidate, why can’t we?
We’ll see your bet and raise you! Once upon a time, a nation founded in liberty enjoyed Presidents who appealed to the better angels of our nature, invoked shining cities…
Kamala could win
despite her California progressivism! A social media “friend” excuses the last 75 minutes of Donald Trump’s aimless, self-indulgent, and onanistic convention speech. Her hero, the Facebook friend apologizes, is owed…