Normalizing lies is not patriotic
David BlaskaEven Germany confronted its sins. The Enlightenment philosopher Voltaire warned “Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” That describes the presumptive nominee of the Republican…
Mr. Alderman, prove your innocence!
Or confirm you’re Woke by taking the word of your accusers! Should “someone with multiple allegations of domestic abuse be in public office?” The alleged abuser is Madison Alder Charles…
Throw away the keys
To car and jail cell! Tiambra Walker is in a place where it is difficult to run down and kill pedestrians and their dogs. The young lady, age 21, is…
Mainstream news media, you have a diversity problem!
Quit telling us what we need to believe! My old boss Dave Zweifel put into print his thoughts on “How DEI became an insult.” We won’t link because Dave uses…
Uncle Joe buys votes of college deadbeats
Again, Big Gummint picks winners and losers! The platform of the Democrat(ic) Party can be summarized in three words: More Free Stuff. While we were distracted by the partial eclipse of…
Big blackout in the sky heralds end times!
Got to be a big portent of something! Total eclipse of the sun! Falling bridges! Famines and earthquakes in all the wrong places! Chemtrails and deadly vaccines! Wars and rumors of…
We’ll have to settle for just some of the eclipse
Cuz we can’t go to Kokomo! Pulled out our Rand McNally World Atlas (large scale) and poured over the maps of Illinois and Indiana, something we are not wont to…
Wisconsin became a little more Republican this week
Party building from bottom up! A little potpourri today to fulfill our onerous contract obligations to our investors in North Korea. Quibblers argue that Democrats played mischief in the Republican…
Tuesday’s elections offer a lesson
We just don’t know what it is! What can we learn from Tuesday’s election results here in Dane County and throughout Wisconsin? We can’t say because Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era…
Will Wisconsin embarrass Trump?
In today’s primary election? Pulled the tarp off our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer and fed its biomass digester with crusty, year-old Peeps and gaily painted hard-boiled egg shells. Ol’ Sparky coughed…