New jail may leave penguins in the cold
David BlaskaPublic safety or pool tables for teenagers? Does this make more sense than anything you’ve heard from an elected official since Dan Quayle said a mind is a terrible thing to…
Splitting Madison into atoms for Democrat(ic) control!
Guaranteed to satisfy no one! Wisconsin Democrats can pose for a PowerPoint’s worth of holy pictures all they want but Elbridge Gerry never mandered so voraciously. The faceless bureaucrats at…
The trail went cold in Iowa
But can Trump win Wisconsin? Iowa is next door and just as cold but they don’t have the Packers. Another difference: Iowa is now politically more red than the nose…
I read the news today, oh boy!
about an unlucky team that did not make the grade! But there were signs …. Blaska’s Bottom Line: We thought Jimmy Johnson was going to have a heart attack! Didn’t…
Could we be so lucky?
Maybe a shovel pass? Packers head coach Matt LaFleur praised the young man’s parents for bringing him up the right way. Starting quarterback Jordan Love led the Green Bay Packers…
None dare call them ‘fake’ electors!
They’re ‘alternate’ electors! Kowabunga, Buffalo Bob! The Head Groundskeeper here at Stately Blaska Manor is fire and brimstone on the January 6 insurrection but the alternate electors (as they shall…
Tony T. Robinson’s mother busted for dealing fentanyl
and cocaine, and ecstasy. The mother of Tony T. Robinson Jr., the 19-year-old mixed-race man shot and killed by a white police officer in 2015, revving up the Madison protest…
You can’t hurry Love
Basking in some vicarious victory today! Like Clark Griswold, Blaska could not be more surprised if he woke up with his face sewn to the carpet. Going into this season…
If Trump is the son of God
I’m a jelly doughnut! Now we’ve seen everything! A three-minute video for Donald Trump postulates that God Almighty sent this narcissistic grifter down to earth to Save America itself from…
Happy January 6!
Has it really been 3 years? (!!!) Dane County employees get 11 paid holidays. Although the national average of paid holidays is 7.6, the progressives who run greater Madison WI aren’t…