You can’t hurry Love
David BlaskaBasking in some vicarious victory today! Like Clark Griswold, Blaska could not be more surprised if he woke up with his face sewn to the carpet. Going into this season…
If Trump is the son of God
I’m a jelly doughnut! Now we’ve seen everything! A three-minute video for Donald Trump postulates that God Almighty sent this narcissistic grifter down to earth to Save America itself from…
Happy January 6!
Has it really been 3 years? (!!!) Dane County employees get 11 paid holidays. Although the national average of paid holidays is 7.6, the progressives who run greater Madison WI aren’t…
DEI just flunked out
Plagiarism and critical race theory are both scams! The resignation of the president of Harvard University was overdue, a progressive scold admits in The Atlantic magazine. But not for her…
Predictions from a troubled mind — July to December 2024
The future is not what it’s cracked up to be! Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, is up on the hoist for a transmission rebuild, forcing the faceless bureaucrats to…
Predictions from a troubled mind, January to June 2024
featuring everyone’s favorite computer, Ol’ Sparky! We gave Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, an Arthur Fonzarelli kick in the hard drive to startle it to life, then queried the clattering…
College football opts out in prime time
Georgia v. Florida State is the death knellof college football bowl games! A marquee New Years weekend football game, no? (NO!) The defending national college football champion Georgia Bulldogs versus…
Twenty four for ’24 — the second dozen
Blaska’s policy agenda for the new year! We are tempted to add Steve Martin’s Christmas wish list: “All the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of…
Twenty four for ’24 — the first dozen
Blaska’s policy agenda for the new year! The faceless bureaucrats at the Werkes put these proposals up last year as ’23 for ’23. We will keep doing so until the poobahs…