Trump heralds opening of baseball season
David BlaskaInvites D.A. Alvin Bragg to ‘Play Ball!’ Too much is being made of a legally challenged former President for threatening an officer of the law with a baseball bat like…
Where have we seen this movie before?
Four teens with drugs and guns crash a stolen car! A loaded gun was recovered after a stolen vehicle crashed into a tree on Madison’s west side Thursday afternoon 03-23-23.…
Getting politics off the court
… would require sequestering every voter! Like Captain Louis Reynault, the usual good government goo-goos are appalled — APPALLED! — that politics is going on in Wisconsin’s high-stakes supreme court…
‘Our schools are products of white supremacy’
Madison schools’ descent into critical race theory about to get worse! The Head Groundskeeper voted like a Democrat Tuesday — early and absentee — at Meadowridge Library on Raymond Road.…
Woke alder wants to ‘defy the status quo’
Ms. Currie, in Madison WI you ARE the status quo! Progressives who don’t know if they’re a woman or not are celebrating one opinion leader’s difficulty defining “Woke.” The Werkes…
SOMEONE PLS HELP!
MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS STUCK! WE’RE LOSING OUR COUNTRY! (IT’S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK!) GOT TO TYPE LIKE HELL! THEY’RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HO HO, HEE…
How the mighty have fallen!
Rooting for the underdogis as American as a Frank Capra movie! There is joy in Mudville today, for the Lilliputians have taken down the Brobdingnags. David has slain Goliath. Rocky…
Stepson accuses Protasiewicz of abusing his elderly father
In 1997 when she was 34 and her husband age 70. That is what Wisconsin Right Now is reporting. Their source is one Michael Madden, who said he witnessed Janet…
For draft picks and the game: Who is Aaron Rodgers?
Packers play Sudden Jeopardy! Pet peeve #246 at the Policy Werkes is the major sports coach who says this or that is “a distraction.” Usually involving firearms, women, and a…
Someone lend Dan Kelly a postage stamp
An election campaign is no time to leave stones unturned! Wisconsin’s two state supreme court candidates are determined to make the rubble bounce — if not in Bakhmut then from…