Matt Gaetz got gagged with a spoon
David BlaskaDid the clown car take a right turn? J.D. Vance, the vice president-elect, was pictured squiring Matt Gaetz around the Senate office building to build support for Donald Trump’s pick…
WI School scores are a big-time scam
Or is Hulk Hogan the real deal? Looks like the next U.S. Education secretary will be the woman who co-founded World Wrestling Entertainment, Linda McMahon. You are welcome to believe…
Blaska coordinates your offense
No offense! We survived no football last weekend, the fault of two simultaneous bye weeks between the Badgers and the Packers. Coincidence? We think not! (WI Attorney General Josh Kaul…
We’re so tired of identity politics
that even David Brooks of the NY Times gets it! Platinum+ subscriber bonus material! Fair usage of a much longer opinion piece by David Brooks, normally a squish liberal, who…
Ready for a long, cold winter
Battening hatches! We will no longer be surprised if the 45th and 47th President announces as his next appointments the Menendez Bros for Supreme Court. They would job share. “How…
Paul Fanlund, bubble boy
Poor fellow is in terminal stage progressivism! If you want to know who elected Donald Trump, look no further than the publisher of The Capital Times here in the progressive,…
Our Woke WI Supreme Court
is no country for old white men with property! Oral arguments at the WI Supreme Court this week over abortion played like a graduate seminar in critical race theory, not…
Go east, young Republican!
Trump won 7 places in Dane County WI! As promised, the Blaska Surveillance Vehicle ventured outside the distortion field of Madison WI to take soil samples of the presidential vote…
Is it safe?
To be a Trump voter in Madison WI? Isn’t that what the Nazi dentist asked poor Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man? Where can a conservative plunge a Trump/Vance yard sign…
More Democrat(ic) renting of garments
and race-shaming voters! My friend Mark came to our bi-weekly breakfast in his new Tesla. All-electric vehicles are now cool for Republicans because … Elon Musk. “I was playing Kid…