Joe is toast!
David BlaskaWill Democrats come to Kamala? We wrote nine months ago — on 11-06-23 (a date that will LIVE … ) — that Democrats would dump Biden. It was never the…
Is he still talking?
Is not brevity the soul of wit? When the Head Groundskeeper burrowed into his crib around 10:30 CST in order to make bed check at the Stately Blaska Manor, Donald…
Biden’s back in the basement
While Trump was touched by hand of God Our politics has gone full-on Oliver Stone. Wearers of tinfoil chapeaus are convinced the Deep State hired a 20-year-old kid from the…
Finally, some justice for Trump
Jim Justice, that is, and his ugly dog! The VHF and UHF dials on the Stately Manor’s b&w Philco spun merrily Tuesday night as the indentured servants scanned the dizzying…
He is risen, isn’t he?!
Will bandaged ears become like crucifixes worn in His Name? Donald Trump showed himself to the nation last night 07-15-24 to rapturous adulation. No one poked a finger into his…
Isn’t reality crazy enough?
Must everything be a conspiracy? If there is one overriding mission here at the Policy Werkes (and that’s a big IF), it is to do mortal combat against the scourge…
It’s 1968, again
A time of troubles. The photograph of Donald Trump, bloodied, fist raised defiantly under an American flag while the Secret Service converges on him, should win the Pulitzer Prize —…
Let’s hear it for the quitters!
Just walk away René! The philosopher George Costanza, that reincarnation of Thomas Aquinas, could brag that he was descended “from a long line of quitters.” As an anti- anti-hero, he…
It’s time for a dark horse
and whiskey for my men! A much younger and more cognitive version of the Head Groundskeeper watched in real time as Walter Cronkite told America the Vietnam War was unwinnable.…
Where have all the (bell)flowers gone?
Gone to hell (we hope), every one! Must admit, they are pretty, those creeping bellflowers. A descending row of dainty purple bells hang from their stalk like a church campanile.…