Audit all of the University of Wisconsin
David BlaskaExcept Greg Gard’s basketball team! The wine cellar at the Stately Manor was down to its last few bottles of screw-top plonk, necessitating a trip to HyVee supermarket for reinforcements.…
It’s the law! (We think)
Never has election law been so unpredictable! As we age, we let go of some of our ambitions, realizing they will never materialize. The Head Groundskeeper has come to accept…
‘No reply’ is shorthand for ‘I don’t need your vote’
Answer the damn questionnaire! We’re hoping Brandon Maly and his ticket get re-elected to lead the Dane County Republican party this Saturday 03-15-25, even though he is Turning Point USA.…
Students behaving as young ladies & gentlemen!
Remember when? After sitting down with the two candidates for the one contested seat for Madison WI school board, a respected citizen suggested Blaska quit picking on Bret Wagner. We…
Give spring a chance
What a day for a daydream! Daylight Savings Time sure picked the right time to start. What a day to be out and about this 9th of March in a…
Please, no more ‘reforms’
What would ‘justice for Tony Robinson Jr.’ look like? We forced ourselves to read the Page One story in Thursday’s cyber-hacked Wisconsin State Journal. The headline: “It’s been 10 years…
WI voters say ‘phooey’ to Democrats!
The 2 supreme court candidates are under water, too! It is “the most important election of 2025,” the Wall Street Journal declares today. In the nation. That would be for…
Democrats need to lighten up
Sour doesn’t sell on the hi-def screen! We bribed the orderly to allow us to stay up late and watch The Trump Show starring Jim Carrey Tuesday night 03-04-25 on…
Is the President infallible?
Is the Pope very ill? The Head Groundskeeper must admit that, in his dotage, he spends too much time on-line, surfing social media. This may be due to lack of…
We shall flag and fail
Did we blame Churchill for defending his country? Reasonable people can disagree about America’s role in Ukraine — if you can hear them above the shrieking from the True Patriot…