You can’t fix stupid!
David BlaskaCan you punch it in the mouth? Trending on the Werkes’ social media feed is a photograph of Kamala Harris’ family that proves — PROVES — that the Democrats’ anointed…
Who are the greatest Presidents?
Is Trump really the worst? America loves lists, as David Letterman demonstrated. Also, stupid pet tricks. The first list in history was written in stone and handed down on a…
If Democrats can swap out their candidate, why can’t we?
We’ll see your bet and raise you! Once upon a time, a nation founded in liberty enjoyed Presidents who appealed to the better angels of our nature, invoked shining cities…
Kamala could win
despite her California progressivism! A social media “friend” excuses the last 75 minutes of Donald Trump’s aimless, self-indulgent, and onanistic convention speech. Her hero, the Facebook friend apologizes, is owed…
They wouldn’t lie to us, would they?
Is Hobson* on the ballot? Have Democrats out-flanked Trump/Vance like Gen. Gerd von Rundstedt bypassing the Maginot Line to surprise the French in the Ardennes? Democrats appear to be genuinely…
Free money from Uncle Foolish in Washington?
Faster, pussycat! Faster! Cause, meet effect. The City of Madison is hurtling toward a $27 million ask on the November referendum ballot. We’re told it would raise property taxes an…
‘Thank God for that’
Jill Biden has spoken Morning after reaction to Biden quitting the race We’re snarfing up all the reaction, commentary, prognoses, tea leaves, and navel gazing following Joe Biden’s announcement Sunday…
Joe is toast!
Will Democrats come to Kamala? We wrote nine months ago — on 11-06-23 (a date that will LIVE … ) — that Democrats would dump Biden. It was never the…
Is he still talking?
Is not brevity the soul of wit? When the Head Groundskeeper burrowed into his crib around 10:30 CST in order to make bed check at the Stately Blaska Manor, Donald…
Biden’s back in the basement
While Trump was touched by hand of God Our politics has gone full-on Oliver Stone. Wearers of tinfoil chapeaus are convinced the Deep State hired a 20-year-old kid from the…