Corn sweat and cow farts
David BlaskaHow soon before Green New Deal bans farming? The Head Groundskeeper maintains Stately Blaska Manor at a comfortable 72 degrees (when the Lovely Lisa isn’t turning the thermostat to a…
It’s fake news unless you want to believe it!
Blaska Policy Werkes is delightfully air conditioned! Come on in out of the heat! Lookouts on the observation deck high above the Stately Manor notice that “Strapped Baraboo eyes levy…
Kamala for the prosecution
A target-rich environment On the nekkid lady calendar out in the carriage house, we’re circling Tuesday, September 10. That night at 8 CDT the first (and maybe only) debate between…
Hooray for price gouging!
Except when government does it! The Werkes would like to put in a good word for price gouging. Somehow, this honorable practice has gotten a bad name. (Nobody names their…
Democrats deploy secret weapon
… they’re trying a little kindness! The bastids! As oratory, it won’t make the cut in any compendium of speeches alongside Churchill, Lincoln, or Demosthenes. (Who was his Ted Sorenson?)…
Tammy tell us true
Won’t read THIS in The Capital Times! Erick Erickson reports: Maria Brisbane is a private wealth manager affiliated with Morgan Stanley in New York City. Sen. Baldwin serves on the…
None of the above! That’s the ticket!
Kinzinger jumps from the frying pan into the fire! Disappointed that fellow RINO Adam Kinzinger is speaking Thursday 08-22-24 to the Democrats at their convention — the same night as…
Doing pretty good for an old guy
How about you? On this sparkling Tuesday morning in August, the gentle aroma of purple and white phlox wafts into the home office of what I euphemistically call Stately Blaska…
Will it be a split-screen kind of convention?
for the party of chaos in Chicago this week? It was 10 years ago that the first black President berated America for its institutionalized racism while the magic of television…
If you’re going to Chicago
Be sure to wear a flower helmet over your hair! Let’s get it out into the open: Republicans are hoping Chicago next week August 19-22 resembles war-torn Bakhmut. So, we…