Don’t stand by your man
David BlaskaThrow papa off the train! We get that spouses are supposed to be supportive. Stand by your man 🎵, and all that. But the villain — well meaning though she…
Please don’t take away my keys!
My computer keyboard keys, that is. A particularly insolent field hand remarked that your host is the oldest ever to serve as Head Groundskeeper of Blaska Policy Werkes. So we’ve…
Oh! My! God!
Voters are thoroughly screwed, blued, and tattooed! We’re doomed! DOO-OOMED as Linus said in the Great Pumpkin. Trump v. Biden 06-27-24 was a debacle. A blot on history. A stain…
Progressives plead guilty to suppressing free speech
The Nation fesses up! There can be no more denial, no more prevarication. We have our guilty plea. Progressives have been stifling free speech on our university campuses. A law…
Sell crazy someplace else
‘We’re all stocked up here’ Jack Nicholson’s advice is ‘As Good As It Gets’ Our guess is that a few in the progressive caucus this morning— maybe Madison’s own Mark…
We don’t trust the science
Do not take the politics out of politics! Let’s cut Anthony Fauci some slack. The good man was wrong about a lot of things — masking, six-feet separation, closing schools,…
Imagining the Trump/Biden debate
… as a Vince McMahon barbwire cage match! Switchboard operators at Blaska Policy Werkes are not accepting in-coming phone calls Thursday (06-27-24) from 8 to 9:30 p.m. CST. Door-to-door missionaries,…
Run for your lives! The Republicans are coming!
Milwaukee’s racial paranoids get their 15 seconds! The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel went fishing for the pro-Biden campfire scare story it wanted to tell in the run-up to the Republican National…
Kids are shooting each other on a ‘day of peace and unity’
Why are progressives afraid of teaching values? The indentured servants at Blaska Stately Manor did not observe Juneteenth, a federal holiday that marks the day the Emancipation Proclamation actually kicked…
We’re slimed with too much rain and …
My Allis G won’t start! The mock orange bush outside my window fills world headquarters of Blaska Policy Werkes with subtle and calming fragrance this beautiful June morning in fascinating…