Could we be so lucky?
David BlaskaMaybe a shovel pass? Packers head coach Matt LaFleur praised the young man’s parents for bringing him up the right way. Starting quarterback Jordan Love led the Green Bay Packers…
None dare call them ‘fake’ electors!
They’re ‘alternate’ electors! Kowabunga, Buffalo Bob! The Head Groundskeeper here at Stately Blaska Manor is fire and brimstone on the January 6 insurrection but the alternate electors (as they shall…
Tony T. Robinson’s mother busted for dealing fentanyl
and cocaine, and ecstasy. The mother of Tony T. Robinson Jr., the 19-year-old mixed-race man shot and killed by a white police officer in 2015, revving up the Madison protest…
You can’t hurry Love
Basking in some vicarious victory today! Like Clark Griswold, Blaska could not be more surprised if he woke up with his face sewn to the carpet. Going into this season…
If Trump is the son of God
I’m a jelly doughnut! Now we’ve seen everything! A three-minute video for Donald Trump postulates that God Almighty sent this narcissistic grifter down to earth to Save America itself from…
Happy January 6!
Has it really been 3 years? (!!!) Dane County employees get 11 paid holidays. Although the national average of paid holidays is 7.6, the progressives who run greater Madison WI aren’t…
DEI just flunked out
Plagiarism and critical race theory are both scams! The resignation of the president of Harvard University was overdue, a progressive scold admits in The Atlantic magazine. But not for her…
Predictions from a troubled mind — July to December 2024
The future is not what it’s cracked up to be! Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, is up on the hoist for a transmission rebuild, forcing the faceless bureaucrats to…
Predictions from a troubled mind, January to June 2024
featuring everyone’s favorite computer, Ol’ Sparky! We gave Ol’ Sparky, our Eisenhower-era mainframe computer, an Arthur Fonzarelli kick in the hard drive to startle it to life, then queried the clattering…
College football opts out in prime time
Georgia v. Florida State is the death knellof college football bowl games! A marquee New Years weekend football game, no? (NO!) The defending national college football champion Georgia Bulldogs versus…