If you’re going to Chicago
David BlaskaBe sure to wear a flower helmet over your hair! Let’s get it out into the open: Republicans are hoping Chicago next week August 19-22 resembles war-torn Bakhmut. So, we…
Sharon Hovde strikes back at Tammy
Candidate’s wife shames the Democrat incumbent! The Werkes has postulated that likability is the secret sauce of successful political campaigns. (Blaska’s limited success being the exception that proves the rule.)…
Tammy Baldwin is running on stupid
No root causes for this Democrat! Like bathrobes at WalMart, we expect a dash of demagoguery in our politics. Every candidate panders to a certain extent. Rather than telling us…
Making sense of Tuesday’s elections
We can’t, can you? Blaska’s attempt to get back in line to cast a second ballot at Madison’s Toki middle school was foiled by alert poll workers. The result: we…
Let’s elect a crazy man for President
He’s cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! Our Facebook feed is full of photographs from MAGA nation proving — proving, mind you — that Democrats are photoshopping Kamala/Walz crowd sizes. Never mind…
Progressivism is on our ballots
We’re voting Tuesday for none of the above! Trying to work up a reason to get out of the lawn chair to vote next Tuesday. Wisconsin’s partisan primary election is…
We’re stuck with him now, aren’t we
He really IS weird! In Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask), Woody Allen ferreted out the cause of the buzz kill that was defusing…
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop?
Who was that man? I think he‘s doing the Kamala Walz! We have the sinking feeling that Democrats have stolen our homework and are eating our school lunches. Our best…
Madison’s mayor is not serious
about balancing the budget Madison’s mayor is listing proposed cuts if the anticipated referendum to increase spending limits in perpetuity by $22 million is defeated on November 5. But those…
It’s a bear market
Not only on Wall Street! My man Bobby Junior left a dead bear cub in New York’s Central Park 10 years ago. Just owning up to it now. Placed an…