{"id":16042,"date":"2025-04-05T16:15:57","date_gmt":"2025-04-05T16:15:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/?p=16042"},"modified":"2025-04-05T17:02:45","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T17:02:45","slug":"put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-foul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/?p=16042","title":{"rendered":"Put me in coach, I\u2019m ready to foul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This post originally appeared at <a href=\"https:\/\/davidblaska.com\/2025\/04\/05\/put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-foul\/\">https:\/\/davidblaska.com\/2025\/04\/05\/put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-foul\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sitting on the bench is for the coach\u2019s kid! The Head Groundskeeper is weary of politics, mainly because we keep backing the losing candidate here in increasingly blue (as in singing the blues) Wisconsin. Also because our IRA today is more worthless than a promise from Vladimir Putin. Brother, can you spare a paradigm? We [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This post originally appeared at https:\/\/davidblaska.com\/2025\/04\/05\/put-me-in-coach-im-ready-to-foul\/ Sitting on the bench is for the coach\u2019s kid!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":25,"featured_media":11779,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dave-blaska"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/25"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16042"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16043,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16042\/revisions\/16043"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}