{"id":6411,"date":"2023-10-15T16:04:04","date_gmt":"2023-10-15T16:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/?p=6411"},"modified":"2023-10-15T16:26:19","modified_gmt":"2023-10-15T16:26:19","slug":"you-may-be-a-liberal-if-up-against-the-wall-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wifamily.news\/?p=6411","title":{"rendered":"You May Be a Liberal If\u2026. [Up Against the Wall Column]"},"content":{"rendered":"

This post originally appeared at https:\/\/www.wisconsinrightnow.com\/you-may-be-a-liberal\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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Let\u2019s have a little fun. Remember that \u2018redneck\u2019 comedian who would ask \u2018You may be a redneck if\u2026\u2019 Well, let\u2019s twist that a little.<\/p>\n

You may be a liberal if you don\u2019t like worrying about the facts (or truth).
\nYou may be a liberal if you wear a mask, alone, in your car.
\nYou may be a liberal if you wear a mask while exercising outside, by yourself.
\nYou may be a liberal if you don\u2019t adhere to a budget.
\nYou may be a liberal if you think climate change is going to destroy the planet.
\nYou may be a liberal if you worry the crap out of your children with tales of how the world is going to be destroyed by a 1\u00ba increase in the temperature.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe other people should pay for your livelihood.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe public schools are doing an awesome job in spite of the test scores.
\nYou may be a liberal if you want to defund the police.
\nYou may be a liberal if you advocate for criminals not having to post bail.
\nYou may be a liberal if you advocate for decreasing the prison population.
\nYou may be a liberal if you want to murder yet-to-be-born children.
\nYou may be a liberal if you want parents to stay the hell out of the way of the government raising your children.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe everyone should earn the same amount; er, well, you know, except for you of course.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe hiring decisions in university admissions should be race-based.
\nYou may be a liberal if you don\u2019t believe in gender; you\u2019re a gender denier.
\nYou may be a liberal if you refer to \u2018people who are pregnant,\u2019 rather than women.
\nYou may be a liberal if you have gender pronouns at the bottom of your emails.
\nYou may be a liberal if you refer to a woman as \u2018they\u2019 or \u2018him\u2019 because that\u2019s what someone told you.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe men can have babies.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe in free speech, well, except for conservatives.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe everyone must think like you.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe honest elections are only okay when you\u2019re winning; otherwise, cheat.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe filling out a bunch of ballots on behalf of seniors who can\u2019t understand what is going on is being helpful.
\nYou may be a liberal if you think talk radio should only be allowed for liberal-talk.
\nYou may be a liberal if you drive a Volvo and have 20 bumper stickers on the back.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe government workers should get a big pay raise during an economic downturn, ahh, well, and during an economic upturn, and well, all the time.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe the government never has enough money.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe schools always need more funding.
\nYou may be a liberal if you support teen gender mutilation in the name of gender identity.
\nYou may be a liberal if you support the auto workers getting a 40% pay increase while you support the green new deal that will destroy the auto workers\u2019 jobs.
\nYou may be a liberal if you think hiring DEI managers is more important than maintaining university buildings.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe burning down our cities and looting stores is good for business.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe an open border is the right approach to immigration policy.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe promoting more homeless people is good for our cities.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe that January 6th was an insurrection, but the 2010 rioting at Wisconsin\u2019s state capitol was not.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe the end justifies the means; any means at all.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe the Palestinians are the good guys.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe you can never get enough COVID vaccines.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe that you getting COVID after a vaccine is just a coincidence.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe chicken and beef are grown in plastic packaging.
\nYou may be a liberal if you want to get rid of the family farm \u2013 you know, \u2018cause of all that cow sh!t.
\nYou may be a liberal if you believe the older generation of academics should be stealing the livelihood of the young generations through excessive tuition and fees.
\nLastly, what we really need is\u2026 a vaccine to prevent the deadly infection known as liberalism that so many young people contract in college.<\/p>\n

T. Wall holds a degree from the UW in economics and an M.S. in real estate analysis and valuation and is a real estate developer. Disclaimer: The opinions of the writer are not necessarily those of this publication or the left!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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